A German woman was convinced that her dog's poo cooked in her microwave and made into a necklace was the next big thing.
Now shoot me down in flames if I'm mistaken here, but I would suggest the following:
1 - Nobody in their right mind will wear a necklace of microwaved dog shit
2 - She is TOTALLY FUCKING BARKING
You think you've heard it all until you hear something else, honestly. Bloody good job we won the war - ooops.....