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Started 3 years ago by Scroat
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Scroat

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Whoever it was on whichever paper who wants us to believe that Gordon misheard the Rochdale pensioner and took offence when she asked him "where are they all flocking from?"

Posted 3 years ago #
MADJEZ

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My other half says I should nominate myself for impaling my shoulder on the solar light I had installed on our gatepost not one hour before. Ripping my shirt and causing me to bleed like a stuck pig.

If anyone fancies a Newsbiscuit role of ridiculous self-inflicted injuries i have some corkers !

Posted 3 years ago #
andhrimnir

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Hyundai - for building exploration rigs on the cheap
Transocean - for leasing out cheap rigs
BP - for operating them with scant care for people or the environment
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that Duffy woman for making me doubt democracy.

Must be time for a beer.

Posted 3 years ago #
Scroat

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In the middle of the afternoon?

Posted 3 years ago #
simonjmr

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WHy didn't you tell me it was Beer o'clock already

Posted 3 years ago #
PluckyMunky

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I think I would like to be Twat of the Week, this time. I would really like an award.

Posted 3 years ago #
andhrimnir

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I think the rules are that anyone who is a twat every week is excluded - see my nominations for Brown, Cameron, Blair etc.

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PluckyMunky

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Thank you for your kind words, Mr Rimnir!

Posted 3 years ago #
andhrimnir

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oh gosh, you didn't infer that I meant you were a twat did you?

10 Across: God bless Plucky, that mixed up wise old tawniest awl (4,2,5)

Posted 3 years ago #
sauce

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Gove
Gove
Gove
Gove
Gove
Gove
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and that's just for starters.

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PluckyMunky

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Did you mean, Gove, then, Sauce?

Posted 3 years ago #
PluckyMunky

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Haha! Nice one, Mr Rimnir!

Posted 3 years ago #
thisisall1word

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The Sun for telling that Rochdalean bigot that they would pay her £90,000 for an interview but then changed their minds because she wasn't full of vitriol (or enough for The Sun) against Brown and Labour

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