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   Mary Evans
   

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   I'll be the only one wearing ovaries.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   thisisall1word
   

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   Visible? I believe the current fad is to wear those on one's inside Mary.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   fernandomando
   

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   What's an 'inside Mary'

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Mary Evans
   

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   Like you don't know, you dirty little litigator... And I'm bang-on trend for A/W 2011, actually 1word. Rather like my grandmother's engagement ring, I have no intention of using them again, so may have them re-set as a fetching pair of earrings.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   thisisall1word
   

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   an inside mary is a cocktail in the making. I shall resist adding further further here as I'm on a daily quota of insults and am running dangerously low.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   editor
   

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   My apologies Biscuiteers but I am unable to attend this time as I have a ticket for Fulham v Manchester United and I am hoping that I may be asked to play.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   fernandomando
   

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   I am at the bar with golgo13. It is busy here

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Qoxiivi
   

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   Have a good time everyone.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   fun and games
   

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   Oh, I have only just seen this. More drinks I have missed. Can't believe you would carry on having such fun without me. It's just plain hurtful.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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    dvo4fun
    

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    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Vertically Challenged Giant
    

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    Ed, if you're a Fulham fan then you would have been better off going to the pub.

    Hope you guys had fun.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    John Ffitch-Rucker
    

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    Let’s see the pictures, then.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    bonjonelson
    

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    See you all there! Looking forward to it

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    fernandomando
    

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    A good time had by all. Also, the old 'would you like a plate of chips with your medium white wine?' remains one of the most powerful Christmas chat up lines.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    thisisall1word
    

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    I now find the following unnerving and sinister;
    

    Like a horses head for vegetarians. Or something.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    ronseal
    

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    Missed it

    was it good

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    fernandomando
    

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    Ronseal,

    It was good.

    SORRY, GOT TO GO AND PAINT THE SHED. ALL WELCOME TO DEVELOP THIS REPLY FURTHER.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Stan Laurel
    

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    Frodo. Stars!

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Mary Evans
    

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    You bastards. Even the 45,000 calories I have consumed today have done nothing to overcome my banging hangover, despite Ferdy's chivalrous chips. Much fun, however, must do it again soon. Just not that soon.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    rikkor
    

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    FM,merry Christmas to you and all the Biscuiteers. Rikkor

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    fernandomando
    

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    And a merry Christmas to you too Mr Rikkor sir. And to all fellow newsbiscuit people.

    Posted 1 year ago #

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