Are there any plans for newsbiscuit drinks this party season? I've just been paid a small fraction of the money the government owes me, so can happily avoid financial ruin and bankruptcy for another month. Anyone up for a few beers at Ye olde Cheshire cheese, and when would be good?
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Posted 5 years ago #
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Anyone fancy a late pint in Shaftesbury - The town not the avenue?
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I think you'll find its all the way there.
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Talking of nowhere, any Scottish biscuits fancy a breakaway* night out?
*See what I did there?Posted 5 years ago # -
Damn! If I had thought of the biscuit theme I could have slipped in a Dorset Knob joke.
Posted 5 years ago # -
I'll just slip in a shortbread finger then.
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Anonymous
offlineUnregisteredI'm in Cheshire. I have a 40 pint barrel of home brew in the garage, and a 'staring tree'.
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Anonymous
offlineUnregisteredThe staring tree isn't in the garage, but you can see it from the side door. Handy when it rains.
Posted 5 years ago # -
Cheshire Cheese then? Happy to cancel all other engagements for a few halfs of shandy and some polite conversation.
Posted 5 years ago # -
Ok. When would be a good time? Let me suggest next week. Perhaps 15th December (a Thursday) from 7 ish onwards?
Most dates next week are good for me, apart from Friday
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Anonymous
offlineUnregisteredCan do 10th, 16th or 17th. I think. But I'm not coming all the way to London for polite conversation. Don't you lot normally end up camping outside cathedrals or looting trainers?
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Anonymous
offlineUnregisteredI live 30 yards from the midlands.
Posted 5 years ago # -
Shall we change the date to 20th?
Posted 5 years ago # -
The 20th works for me too. I hope I can come this time!
Christmas can get a bit lonely for a firm-breasted horny bisexual woman like me.
Akiko, my super-hot Japanese girlfriend, will be in her home country for Christmas and New Year, so I'd really appreciate the company.
In fact, only last night, as we were soaping up each others firm breasts and buttocks in the shower, I mentioned to Akiko that while I love being a sexually active lesbian with her, there are times - especially at Christmas - when the company of a middle-aged, slightly over weight man is what I really crave.
As her eager fingers busily stimulated my throbbing love button, bringing me to a shuddering climax right there and then, she agreed that our shared fetish for including sweaty, balding middle-aged men in our hot lesbian love-making sessions for no-strings fun that will totally not get back to their wives, was what she'll probably miss the most while she's away in Japan.
Anyway, I just hope I don't drink too much, because I tend to get a bit slutty when I'm tipsy!
Hope to see you guys there.
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Cool along with vibrant colour of handbags. 20th is difficult for me so may pass this one up. Have fun.
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