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   fernandomando
   

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   Are there any plans for newsbiscuit drinks this party season? I've just been paid a small fraction of the money the government owes me, so can happily avoid financial ruin and bankruptcy for another month. Anyone up for a few beers at Ye olde Cheshire cheese, and when would be good?

   Posted 9 years ago #

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   beau-jolly
   

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   Anyone fancy a late pint in Shaftesbury - The town not the avenue?

   Posted 9 years ago #

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   bonjonelson
   

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   Shafesbury? That's half-way to nowhere

   Posted 9 years ago #

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   beau-jolly
   

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   I think you'll find its all the way there.

   Posted 9 years ago #

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   bonjonelson
   

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   I was trying to be kind

   Posted 9 years ago #

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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   Talking of nowhere, any Scottish biscuits fancy a breakaway* night out?
   *See what I did there?

   Posted 9 years ago #

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   beau-jolly
   

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   Damn! If I had thought of the biscuit theme I could have slipped in a Dorset Knob joke.

   Posted 9 years ago #

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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   I'll just slip in a shortbread finger then.

   Posted 9 years ago #

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   Golgo13
   

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   I would like to have Christmas drinks with the London chapter.

   On Monday night, there was an impromptu Newsbiscuit Surbiton piss-up.

   Ronseal and me.

   Posted 9 years ago #

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    GreenCross
    

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    Where is everyone based? Berkshire for me.

    Posted 9 years ago #

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    dvo4fun
    

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    I'm on Bucks/Oxon border so Berks a possibility

    Posted 9 years ago #

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    GreenCross
    

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    Well I work in Bucks: Marlow.

    Posted 9 years ago #

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    Anonymous
    

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    I'm in Cheshire. I have a 40 pint barrel of home brew in the garage, and a 'staring tree'.

    Posted 9 years ago #

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    Anonymous
    

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    The staring tree isn't in the garage, but you can see it from the side door. Handy when it rains.

    Posted 9 years ago #

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    thisisall1word
    

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    Cheshire Cheese then? Happy to cancel all other engagements for a few halfs of shandy and some polite conversation.

    Posted 9 years ago #

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    fernandomando
    

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    Ok. When would be a good time? Let me suggest next week. Perhaps 15th December (a Thursday) from 7 ish onwards?

    Most dates next week are good for me, apart from Friday

    Posted 9 years ago #

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    dvo4fun
    

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    @ GreenCross. Marlow? That's 'king 7 miles away! Not sure I'd want to travel that far

    Posted 9 years ago #

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    Scroat
    

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    Henley-on-Thames

    Posted 9 years ago #

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    Golgo13
    

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    Out of the country from 11th to 5pm on the 16th.

    Posted 9 years ago #

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    Anonymous
    

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    Can do 10th, 16th or 17th. I think. But I'm not coming all the way to London for polite conversation. Don't you lot normally end up camping outside cathedrals or looting trainers?

    Posted 9 years ago #

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    bonjonelson
    

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    Sutton (as in London Borough of).

    Recently voted the best place in London to bring up children. Presumably voted for by complete fucking idiots who never go out.

    Posted 9 years ago #

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    Immunis
    

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    That makes me the only Brummie on the site does it? Not that I'm a proper Brummie, I've only been here 20 years.

    Posted 9 years ago #

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    Anonymous
    

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    I live 30 yards from the midlands.

    Posted 9 years ago #

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    fernandomando
    

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    Shall we change the date to 20th?

    Posted 9 years ago #

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    Golgo13
    

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    That works for me.

    Posted 9 years ago #

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    Duke Togo
    

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    Excellent.

    Posted 9 years ago #

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    John Ffitch-Rucker
    

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    Lincoln, at least until I get parole.

    Posted 9 years ago #

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    SugarTits69
    

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    The 20th works for me too. I hope I can come this time!

    Christmas can get a bit lonely for a firm-breasted horny bisexual woman like me.

    Akiko, my super-hot Japanese girlfriend, will be in her home country for Christmas and New Year, so I'd really appreciate the company.

    In fact, only last night, as we were soaping up each others firm breasts and buttocks in the shower, I mentioned to Akiko that while I love being a sexually active lesbian with her, there are times - especially at Christmas - when the company of a middle-aged, slightly over weight man is what I really crave.

    As her eager fingers busily stimulated my throbbing love button, bringing me to a shuddering climax right there and then, she agreed that our shared fetish for including sweaty, balding middle-aged men in our hot lesbian love-making sessions for no-strings fun that will totally not get back to their wives, was what she'll probably miss the most while she's away in Japan.

    Anyway, I just hope I don't drink too much, because I tend to get a bit slutty when I'm tipsy!

    Hope to see you guys there.

    Posted 9 years ago #

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    Des Custard
    

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    Cool along with vibrant colour of handbags. 20th is difficult for me so may pass this one up. Have fun.

    Posted 9 years ago #

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    Scroat
    

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    Hold on - Henley, Marlow, Bucks/Oxon border. We're quorate. Name your pub chaps!!

    It must beat going up to the Smoke.

    Posted 9 years ago #

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