Not my joke, may be an old one that you've all heard before, but I heard it at work the other day and liked it.
Statistics show that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy
(7 posts) (7 voices)
I wish I'd heard it before - made me feel a little grumpy.
(awaits another 5 posts ...)
Ancient dwarf joke II: After a near collision between my car and another, I was surprised to see a dwarf get out of the other car. With a face like thunder, he came up to me and exclaimed “I’m not happy!” to which I replied ‘which one are you, then?”
Apparently, Snow White finds seven-up makes her day.
and she wakes up feeling Doc..no hang on. That doesn't work.
Isn't five-day supposed to be good for you?
I am having a slow day. Take 5.
5 from me, sleepy.
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