Anybody popped round and half inched his valuables yet?
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Where's Rikkor? Not seen around here for a few weeks?
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Posted 1 year ago #
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I was wondering the same thing! I miss his shaggy coat and wet nose.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Me too! I'll need to appoint a new default 'joke butt'. Can you send Jeni B to my office please?
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Id, I'm already dealing with one defamation case this week, so find another plaything.
Rikkor is fine, just suffering from NB ennui.
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What's ennui, is it serious? I was already starting to worry about him, now jeni tells us he's ill.
I hope he gets better soon.
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I’m ennui the eighth I am.
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Tee hee...I'd defame your butt...or, I suppose if you were stubbing out a fag...deflame your butt.
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Funny last post I saw he said “ I am just going outside I may be sometime”
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Apparently, Captain Oats' last words were ‘where the fuck is that tent’?
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or "That polar bear is a long way from home"
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Arr I remember, what he actually said was “I am just popping out, I have won a holiday sailing round the coast of Somalia”
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I believe there is an excellent front page somewhere in the archives suggesting Captain Oates was on his way to 'The Cheeky Penguin' to enjoy 'frozen fist Friday'
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In fact, here is the story (from one of newsbiscuit's finest writers): http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/08/20/new-research-reveals-captain-oates-actually-left-scott%e2%80%99s-antarctic-party-for-gay-spa/
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I hope he's not been sent to live at that farm. Come to think of it i haven't seen Collie P for a while either....or Ollie P for that matter.
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Ah, vintage Westwell. Although we never really found out the source of Rick's indepth knowledge of botting chains, nor which of the explorers was "Lucky Pierre".
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Presumably 'Lucky Pierre' giveth, but shall not receive?
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I believe Pierre is lucky in that he enjoys a position amongst 3 whereby he both gives and receives.
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I'd imagine that with enough participants everyone involved could be Pierre.
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that would require such co-ordination, you'd need someone to step out and bang the slave rowers rhythym drum. Either that, or use a giant executive toy ball swing (sic) as a metronome.
I like to have even my disturbing, eye peeling, gut wrenching visions factually faesible.
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Alternatively, a sauce-boat.
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As Rikkor is absent, would anyone mind if I didn't write anything funny but made acid remarks on other's subs and, when I work out how to, add rude tags?
I'm in a Rikkor kinda state of mind at the moment so I probably will anyway. Just asking.Posted 1 year ago # -
Ennui you can do, I can do bitter
Posted 1 year ago # -
The sky-diving botting-chain. Now that is an image, jockeying for position before Norris McWhirter declares it is a record and they can break.
Posted 1 year ago # -
How about zero gravity in the international space station. They must do something up there to pass the time.
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@ beau-jolly - go for it
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My ass hurts. Thank you thank you
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Button - don't worry about me, I'm ok. Broadband on the farm went down for a while so I got back into playing outside. Don't know where OllieP is though.
Woof.
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BJ - comedy gold.
You forgot the spelling/grammatical/punctuation errors.
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Phew, good to hear from you CollieP. I bet that OllieP is up to no good with PollieP. Dirty boy.
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I wonder if they have a policy on wanking in the Space Station?
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