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Started 1 year ago by waylandsmithy
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Posted 1 year ago #
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From the telegraph online 'John Bercow has unveiled his official coat of arms, dominated by a ladder to represent his climb to the top and a rainbow and pink triangles to mark his support for homosexual issues.'

What was the thought process. 'I support the gays, and what do the gays like.....um.....I know. Rainbows and the colour pink.'

I support people right to masterbate but I wouldn't put a knob and a klenex on my coat of arms. This man and his wife need to be put to sleep.

Oh and have some stars

Posted 1 year ago #
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shame it's not mounted on a cunt shaped plaque really
What a surprise it's the taxpayer coughing up for it as well
The picture next to it of him doesn't half look like Harry Enfield to me

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It looks like the sort of coat of arms a stridently homosexual window cleaner who lists his hobbies as dough balls and cutlery might come up with.

I went to school in Buckingham. I am slightly offended that the sitting MP chose a coat of arms with symbolism from Essex. It should have a fucking swan in it as a minimum.

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Perks

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Don't talk to me about being offended by your sitting MP. I live in Witney

Posted 1 year ago #
dvo4fun

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Good Grief wayland. Just googled it. How can you satirise that? I'm thinking it will have to be really harsh. After you chaps.

n.b. I drove to Buckingham for some hedging last week and I'm offended too

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I think a copulating swan on his coat of arms might have raised even more eyebrows

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waylandsmithy

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Is it wrong to point out all the homosexual symbolism is around the bottom? Yes, I think it is. Sorry.

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Lol, just checked the bbc story, the portrait makes him look like a hobbit.

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