Piers Morgan today embarked upon a murderous rampage on the set of ITV's Britain's got talent.
Earlier in the day he was overheard saying "If i have to sit through one more act of a talentless overweight porker singing 'All by myself' I swear I will murder each and every one of them"
Currently several thousand polic marksmen are congregating outside the TV studio where a lottery is underway to determine which one finally delivers the kill shot on Morgan.