Please see what we're up against for next year.
This is serious stuff, and I don't know if the GB Squirrel Lickers are up to speed.
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The Combined Badger fisting and Puffin Twatting squads are quietly confident after recent successes at the Nationals, Europeans and World Cup meetings.
Put me down for the Ferret Felching Handicap, so long as protective clothing is provided.
Hopefully a GB team won't jeopardise the independence of the Welsh, Scottish and Northern Irish squirrel licking teams.
There's no conflict of interest here ian.
Given that at Olympic standard we're using competition Reds we need to maintain amicable relations.
Really looking forward to it...
Psyc. - are you competitor or equipment?
I've tried licking myself before but found it a bit hard, especially around the elbow area.
"I've tried licking myself before but found it a bit hard"
Excuse my ignorance but are the competition Reds bred specially for flavour or temperament ?
Purely for rarity and agility.
Somewhere, Quaz linked to the rules for competition standard licking, I'll see if I can find it.
But there's deductions made for competitors defuzzing their tongues.
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