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Started 1 year ago by The All New Jeni B
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The All New Jeni B

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Please see what we're up against for next year.
This is serious stuff, and I don't know if the GB Squirrel Lickers are up to speed.

Squirrel Wars
http://www.youtube.com

Posted 1 year ago #
simonjmr

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The Combined Badger fisting and Puffin Twatting squads are quietly confident after recent successes at the Nationals, Europeans and World Cup meetings.

Posted 1 year ago #
Ironduke

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Put me down for the Ferret Felching Handicap, so long as protective clothing is provided.

Posted 1 year ago #
ianslat

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Hopefully a GB team won't jeopardise the independence of the Welsh, Scottish and Northern Irish squirrel licking teams.

Posted 1 year ago #
The All New Jeni B

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There's no conflict of interest here ian.
Given that at Olympic standard we're using competition Reds we need to maintain amicable relations.

Posted 1 year ago #
Psycadelic Squirrel

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Really looking forward to it...

Posted 1 year ago #
dvo4fun

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Psyc. - are you competitor or equipment?

Posted 1 year ago #
Psycadelic Squirrel

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I've tried licking myself before but found it a bit hard, especially around the elbow area.

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Ironduke

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"I've tried licking myself before but found it a bit hard"

understandable.

Posted 1 year ago #
FlashArry

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Excuse my ignorance but are the competition Reds bred specially for flavour or temperament ?

Posted 1 year ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Purely for rarity and agility.

Somewhere, Quaz linked to the rules for competition standard licking, I'll see if I can find it.
But there's deductions made for competitors defuzzing their tongues.

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