US President Barack Obama has been forced into an embarrassing climb-down on border policies, after a Mariachi band was found inside the Rock n' Roll hall of fame. Hiding deep inside a philosophical construct at the centre of a Pink Floyd album, Border Protection agents had to tear down a wall to get at the desperados.
The Mariarchis were later seen cowering in Led Zeppelin, having got in through an out door. But the temptation to improvise a musical tale of their plight soon gave them away, as officers tracked the source of the immigrants' song.
The seige ended in tragedy, the last members of the troop making a mexican stand-off in a deadly Deguello. The bodies of the band were recovered from a pile of furry guitars and long, square-cut beards: pathologists believe they may have ZZ Topped themselves.
