Not starting a topic on the self-confirmatory nature of celebrity (go for it if ya want), but on those sweet little yellow globs of ratings goodness.
Is there a standard definition of what means what? One star could mean 'here, have points', but I've been taking them thusly...
* I don't get it
** I get it
*** Made me smile
**** Made me giggle
***** Proper-job laugh-out-loud funny
Is they about right, like?