i) "Excuse me Mr Smithers, there's a Mr Wayland in reception asking to see a representative from Customer Service. No, he hasn't got an appointment but he's carrying a can of the 72-hour's and smells like a polecat."
ii) "Can't be arsed to wash this weekend? Then try our new xtreme 72hour protection. Clubbing on Friday, footer with the lads on Saturday afternoon, out on the lash Saturday night, sleep in until Sunday evening, then tone up on the rowing machine in the evening. And still be fresh and sweet for work on Monday! Right Guard - for men who don't have to try too hard."
iii) "Take two cans into the shower? Not me I don't even go into the shower."
iv) Time for bed. I'll have a shower in the morning. Not sure which morning yet though.