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The Pope has surprised Catholics by converting to voodoo during a west African visit.
"It made a lot more sense the stuff I've been trying to sell for the last 70 years. I don't see how my religious beliefs should affect my job, so it business as usual when I get back to Rome."
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After spending two nights in Akwaiaboi in West Africa, the Pope has surprised Catholics by converting to voodoo.
"It made a lot more sense the stuff I've been trying to sell for the last 70 years" reported the Pontiff. "I mean 'the first Sunday after the full moon following the vernal equinox'? Hellooo, people...
"I don't see how my religious beliefs should affect my ability to do me job, so it business as usual when I get back to Rome. Except funkier. "
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