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I've just noticed a sign in the foyer...

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Started 3 years ago by AdrianJ
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AdrianJ

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...which states that our office is hosting a, "Prisoners of Conscience Dinner" this evening. Presumably low attendance due to lack of availability is likely to be an issue here, isn't it?

Posted 3 years ago #
Hunter F. Thompson

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Probably instigated by the Phillistine Division of military intelligence; note that there's jumbo shrimp on the menu.

Posted 3 years ago #
brownpaperreporter

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Plenty of food left over tho

Posted 3 years ago #
MrChigleysAunt

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Reminds me of a Woody Allen piece about how to break a hunger strike. You drive past the strikers cell in a van with a loudspeaker on top saying things like "hmm, nice chicken".

Posted 3 years ago #
Scroat

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The after dinner speaker will have a captive audience.

Posted 3 years ago #
edward hack

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Conscience Dinner is Innocent...he was set up, let him go

Posted 3 years ago #
fernandomando

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I've always wondered what prisoners of conscience taste like

Posted 3 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Chicken apparently.

Posted 3 years ago #
Scroat

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Not like a clown then.

Posted 3 years ago #
AdrianJ

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Just thought you might like to know that today's event is billed as, "Nigerians in the Wharf". I would pop along myself, but I'm worried it might be a scam.

Posted 3 years ago #
andhrimnir

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I think they are nicking the trout. I've seen them also in the Nidd, Calder and Swale.

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Scroat

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The sign must be made of asbestos.

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