The United States has sent thousands of US Marines to protect the coastline of Australia from potential invasion by New Zealanders dressed in Vietcong black. ‘Ever since our withdrawal from Vietnam, we have anticipated the further spread of Communism throughout the Asia-Pacific region,’ said US Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta. ‘Although it took decades, clearly the Red Menace has spread to New Zealand. Our intelligence service identified a New Zealand suicide squad dressed entirely in black, the same uniform worn decades ago by the Viet Cong. They were set to enter a crowded Sydney Football Stadium carrying, very protectively, a bomb cleverly disguised as an odd-shaped ball. New Zealand is the latest domino to fall to Communist aggression, but we intend to stop them at Bondi Beach. Or we will do so for the next six weeks until the American public gets bored with this latest military adventure.’
US Marines to prevent Kiwi invasion of Australia
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