Poet and novelist Martin Amis has left his post as England rugby coach. "I really don't understand how I was appointed in the first place; I thought I would be driving the team to games, I didn't realise that there were extra duties involved."
Martin Amis resigns as England rugby coach
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"But I did eventually realise I was expected to 'take something of a lead'. When they stripped me naked, smeared my butocks with lemon curd and cable-tied my wrists to the park gates I thought it was just the lads letting off steam. So, as you may well imagine, the close proximity of the wasp nest came as something of a shock just after sunrise the next morning. Other than that, and perhaps just one or two other minor incidents, I think that I maintained good team discipline throughout the tour.
Sorry just on a whim ....................
Were you going to expand?
dvo - have you been whimming from the same bottle wayland uses ?
I didn't plan to do any more; just misheard the news yesterday and did a slight double-take.
ap - If OK with you then I may take a run at it later.
Flash - thanks for the thought but I think wayland has his own secret stash of very secret stuff
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