In a specially arranged press conference, the penis of newly appointed prime minister Mario Monti vowed not to emulate the excesses of its predecessor. It also refused to comment on any of the penises in the previous administration. Asked whether it was capable of sustaining a convincing election performance, the penis responded, with a hint of exasperation: "I have told you, the job of putting the country on the road to recovery is more important than personal matters. That is just the kind of talk that distracted the last government."
New Italian leader's penis promises restraint.
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