Monty Python is to form the next Italian government after a frantic weekend of negotiation and remininceses by officials.
"It's been a tough weekend", said a spokesman, "but I think we have the right mix of experience and youth."
When it was pointed out that none of the Pythons had any experience of government and that they were all over 65, the spokesman said, "Oh. My. God."
A spokesman for the new government said, "Ni."