Following the marriage of convenience between the alleged racist Cheryl Tweedy and Ashley Cole who was conveniently black but also widely rumoured to be gay it occurs to me that the same publicist who contrived this plan should be employed to improve John Terry's image.
After the Tweedy Cole marriage inexplicably fell apart after a pre-arranged three years due to Ashley proving his manhood by texting his manhood to glamour models, as every heterosexual man does, he is in the perfect position to assist with team mate Terry's predicament.
A succession of texts sent from Terry to Cole pestering him sexually, which can be rebuffed publicly by Cole, will once again prove that Cole is indeed straight, after all who wouldn't sleep with Terry if their sexual orientation allowed it, whilst proving that Terry cannot possibly be racist as he lusts after black colleagues. Terry just needs to be persuaded to stop watching his Love Thy Neighbour box set long enough to send the texts.
Of course the plan would hit a hurdle if Terry decided that he preferred the label of racist to homosexual, but surely this cannot be the case, after all what would play better with the core Chelsea demographic than a captain who is attracted to his left back.