doesn't work for NB's format but I'm experimenting writing exclusively in broadcast hackspeak, employing needless and redundant emphasis again and again (sic) with mis-applied adverbs 'ecksetera'. e.g this sort of thing..
an MP's former lover openly weeps as her bundle of joy is plucked to safety in a dramatic rescue by brave have-a-go heroes as the holiday of a lifetime goes tragically wrong. We ask how devastating was it?
