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Who fancies a swift one in June?


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  • Started 3 years ago by rickwestwell
  • Latest reply from ronseal

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  1. edward hack

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    Would it be easier if we all came over to Australia?
    Saves putting anybody out.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  2. rickwestwell

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    You'd all be welcome in Oz any time! :-)

    Just woken up - this time difference is a bugger.

    If not everyone can make friday, are monday or thurs better?

    Des - if my missus-to-be came along, we'd also be joined by our twin 4 year old monsters, who would probably demolish chez Custard before you could say "that's why you shouldn't meet people from the internet" :-)

    I'm fine with any day - can people post back saying what days they can do, and we'll feed the into the special date-o-matic computer to work out the best one.

    Otherwise, I could happily get pissed in London every night that week...

    Posted 3 years ago #
  3. Scroat

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    Any day's fine by me.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  4. Mary Evans

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    Me also.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  5. sauce

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    I won't have a work rota till June (if I'm lucky). Manager's just quit so I'm in charge (as assistant manager) till someone else is given the job. I'm not applying as I don't want to be full time but I have a feeling that the area manager may expect me to drop everything and cover - possibly 6 days a week. In which case, as she hasn't deigned to answer my email on the subject of the (May, let alone June) rota, she's in for a rude awakening come Friday, when the other woman finishes.
    (Sorry to whinge, but I am feeling very very pissed off about the lack of communications; they'll be losing another member of staff at this rate.)

    Posted 3 years ago #
  6. edward hack

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    I'm still waiting for those gussett stained jeans (36" waist - 31" leg)
    You haven't let somebody else take them have you?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  7. Oxbridge

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    If I can wangle working in London that week, I'll make it. Please keep us posted.

    Aren't you due to drop about then Maz?

    Posted 3 years ago #
  8. sauce

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    I'm still waiting for those gussett stained jeans (36" waist - 31" leg)
    You haven't let somebody else take them have you?

    No, but we've had to fly them at half mast from the church pole: only way to deal with the smell.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  9. Mary Evans

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    Will still be a few weeks off, Oxy, although bring an epidural along just in case.

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  10. rickwestwell

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    OK gang - how about Monday 21st June? Seems like more people could make it then, and at least the pubs should be quietish. And we'll only be missing Spain vs Honduras :-)

    Any violent objections? If not, we'll work out a good pub. I'm not fussy, anywhere we can squeeze Mary in will do.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  11. edward hack

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    Oh great...bang goes my Spanish Honduras party theme barbeque
    Why don't we just take some cans round to A&E ...save them having to come out
    If Mary's water breaks at least no one will notice.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  12. Scroat

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    I was thinking of several leisurely ones.

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  13. edward hack

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    You can't control the waters

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  14. Scroat

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    Try telling that to King Canute, or Cnut as Rikkor would have it.

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  15. Mary Evans

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    Monday works for me, Ricky boy. And my waters. xx

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  16. Genghis Cohen

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    Me too.

    Nice FP today, Mary. ('God, that was a disaster. Whose idea was that? She's just a talentless woman.') Really, top stuff.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  17. andhrimnir

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    who's June? Sounds like a bit of a goer.

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  18. Stan Laurel

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    Monday 21st June is good for me.
    Await news of venue. Liked the look of the Southwark boozer that Frodo mentioned ...

    Posted 3 years ago #
  19. Mary Evans

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    Frodo! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Stanny, you're a gem. Sorry Ferdy, that's gonna stick.

    Looking forward to it gang. I'll be the one that looks like Mr Greedy.

    And thanks Gengo, you're a gent.
    ('Poof')

    Posted 3 years ago #
  20. fernandomando

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    Frodo. A name forever linked with 'Lord of the Rings'. Since the films, the evil Lord Sauron is a flaming vagina watching everything from above, and ultimately destroyed by 'the one ring to rule them all'.

    I'll have you know that my sexual activities are my business.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  21. allmyownstunts

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    And to think, at the Chandos I believed you when you said you were a lawyer.

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  22. rickwestwell

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    Sexual activities are your business, eh?
    I had no idea you were a professional!

    Posted 3 years ago #
  23. fernandomando

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    And so we return to the start- every time I have been out for drinks with those from newsbiscuit, pregnancy or childbirth has swiftly followed

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  24. ronseal

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    Rick,

    I can make it if it's in London or Surrey-ish.

    YOu're in Eastbourne? have you ever been to Seaford? It's jolly nice.

    Posted 3 years ago #

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