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John Ffitch-Rucker

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/malaysia/8869041/Malaysia-to-ban-sex-manual-for-obedient-Muslim-wives.html

I love the reference to the 'Department of Islamic Affairs’ - a risky business if ever there was one.

Posted 1 year ago #
tedweasel

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When my wife had an affair I found solice in religion. I converted to Islam and we stoned the whore the next day.

Posted 1 year ago #
Psycadelic Squirrel

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"The government's Islamic affairs department studied the 115-page book "

Haha, I bet they did... several times...

Posted 1 year ago #
Gerontius

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FFS
Why can't they just put a sock in it

Posted 1 year ago #
Scroat

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I didn't think they did sex.

Posted 1 year ago #
John Ffitch-Rucker

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Tedweasel - you owe me a new keyboard - red wine all over mine now.

"Why can't they just put a sock in it?” - because it’s jolly uncomfortable.

Posted 1 year ago #
JohnA

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115 pages? Easy enough to hold in one hand...

Posted 1 year ago #
No Beard

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Just for the record, my wife and I think we had Islamic sex last night.

Posted 1 year ago #
Al OPecia

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Us too - she was walking four paces behind me at the time.

Posted 1 year ago #

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