Protesters were stunned to be told by St Pauls clergy, "You're not being annoying at all, in fact we quite like you. You've helped us rediscover our Christian beliefs and we are almost delighted you're here."
The shock news has already made some pack up their tents and head off. "If we're not being annoying, there's really little point. We didn't come here to be like. And now it's stated to rain, I think I'll be off," admitted one this morning.
Slightly used tents can now be had for less than half the original prices, some lined with thermal imaging-blocking baco-foil.