Islamic groups were protesting last night after it was discovered that Roland Lamb, an 18 year old Nando's Chicken employee, bore more than a passing resemblance to the Prophet Mohammad. The similarities in appearance were noted by Roland's university friends, who waned him that any depiction or representation of the Prophet is strictly forbidden.
A spokesman for an Islamist group listed a set of demands for a worldwide ban on Roland, including; the removal of all social networking sites, voice recordings and photographs, and imprisonment for any one who 'hi-fived' Roland during a works bowling tournament.
Mr Lamb has since disappeared from his family home following the revelations. Desperate for information as to his whereabouts Nottinghamshire police issued a detailed description of Mr Lamb, only to withdraw the description shortly afterwards due to death threats.
However Mr Lamb's family have released a revised version urging the public to be on the look out for a 'man pure, clean, graceful and intelligent and when he is silent he is grave and dignified, and he is also wearing a light blue G-Start Raw vest top.
