In a shock development, first century saint, Paul (AKA Saul Tarsus), has resigned. "I've been thinking about it for some time.", explained the saint via a schoolgirl's dream and a face in a puddle, "I didn't like the cathedral - you know what it looks like? When it was covered scaffolding, it looked like a giant bra."
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St Paul resigns
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I think this has a lot of potential. In a letter to the Guardian, St Paul, already known as a prolific corespondent confessed his disappointment...etc etc
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Yeah. Agree. Run with this one.
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A bit like my recent one about God checking into the Travelodge - but neater. Stars.
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St Paul's Cathedral? Pah! Eet eez St Paul's Titty!
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"I wrote to the Romans, the Corinthians, the Galatians and got nothing..."
Posted 6 years ago #
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