Shell suit and fake bling manufacturers say sales are unlikely to be affected by his untimely demise. A street spokesgirl said "Just because he was the prototype, today's chavs have never heard of him. And cigars don't mix well wiv spliff, unless you're like really, really 'ard, wiv lungs like a marathon runner, innit. He done fixes? fixes is for junkies, we toke crack pipes and do spliff an' white lighting cider. Cool. Who did you say he was again"
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Jimmy Savile - a young life cut short due to tobacco smoking.
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