Thrown out of the Lib Dems and Labour for sending "sexual emails" he finally admitted that his own sexual arousal only happens once every five years, coinciding with the general election
"Its true" he said "I suffer from election-erection-itis. As my mating season is only 6 weeks in every five years I have to get my desires out there as soon as I can and email is the quickest way. Ive sent about 13,000 this time, been slapped down on countless occassions but did manage one shag"
Im saving up for a predictive dialler for the 2015 election when I will be back as a Tory candidate