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StoopyDeGunt
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THEMES TO COME
Life behind bars, doggy style. Slopping out, being banged up for 23 hours a day with only one hour exercise in nearby Battersea pArk
Rule 43 for Poodles, to seperate them from Rottweilers and bull breeds who dominate
How dog prison is actually a university of crime, with many pavement foulers coming out experts in biting postman
Possible Tony Blair allegory
etc etc
MUST GO TO WORK
editor
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Go on stoopy - write this up - middle class soft dog anxious of being 'the bitch' of tough nut Pitbulls locked up in dogs home... Sounds like a good idea to me (though I wouldn't worry too much about the Tony Blair parallel - just focus the satire on the mature subject of dogs having sex)
Ed
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