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   KISS MINE
   an idea with interesting potential outcomes. Your suggestions...

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Scroat
   

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   PEACE MAN

   DICK HEAD

   OPAL FRUITS

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   John Ffitch-Rucker
   

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   Partially sighted.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   dvo4fun
   

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   Bollocks. There goes one of my two get-rich-slow schemes

   LABRADOR DRIVING

   DRIVE CLOSER (in small Comic font)

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Al OPecia
   

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   For Police cars:

   HELLO SAILOR

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   vertical
   

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   BACK SOON

   no hands

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   writinginbsl
   

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   loved JFRs and verts, deevos too

   stars all round

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Al OPecia
   

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   But not mine? Bastard.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   writinginbsl
   

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   ok

   yours was lovely too
   xxx

   Posted 1 year ago #
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    Al OPecia
    

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    Ta - Love oo too xxx

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    FlashArry
    

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    VER' DRRUNKK

    HEAVY SLEEPER

    and can we have an LED tabard version to let cyclists join in the fun too ?

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    bonjonelson
    

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    EAT YOGHURT

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    John Ffitch-Rucker
    

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    RADAR TRAP.
    MOT FAILURE.
    BRAKES FAULTY.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    writinginbsl
    

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    nick clegg

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    dvo4fun
    

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    Oh oh. You've used the C word

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    writinginbsl
    

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    sorry

    should have said cunt

    far less offensive

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    John Ffitch-Rucker
    

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    Being a hoary old rustic, I know two different types of Clegg; one is a nasty horsefly, the other is the dingle-berry that hangs from the wool near a sheep’s arse. To which are we referring here?

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Gerontius
    

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    HERPES CARRIER

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    CAN'T STOP!!!

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    allmyownstunts
    

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    Bored Housewife

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    writinginbsl
    

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    neuro diverse

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    dvo4fun
    

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    UNDERCOVER POLICE

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Iscariot
    

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    ROAD RAGER

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    dvo4fun
    

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    And, following on from Iscariot

    KENNETH NOYE

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    bonjonelson
    

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    NP!=P
    BITCHES

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    writinginbsl
    

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    concentration problems

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    bonjonelson
    

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    ROAD CLOSED

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    vertical
    

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    LIMITED BROADBAND

    all very funny, virtual ginger beers all round

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    cinquecento
    

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    Schroedingers driver

    Chase me

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Sinnick
    

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    CLARKSON DRIVING

    NICK GRIFFIN

    CHRIS EVANS

    POLICE WANKERS

    SURREAL JOKER

    Posted 1 year ago #

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