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God upset by closure of St Pauls, checks into Travelodge

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Boutros

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Protest groups camped outside St Pauls have caused the Supreme Being to change his plans for the weekend.

I've deleted the rest because it was bollocks.

Posted 1 year ago #
Boutros

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Thank you for the single star. Should I be pleased or disappointed?

I think I'll be pleased. It probably doesn't deserve any.

Posted 1 year ago #
FlashArry

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works well as a one-liner - have a few more stars .....

Posted 1 year ago #
Mathna

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I've given it 5*. Two for the joke and Three for the disarming honesty..

Posted 1 year ago #
button

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Works as a ticker, have more stars.

Posted 1 year ago #
writinginbsl

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funny
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i have deleted the rest of my fulsome comment

Posted 1 year ago #
Le Creuset Fiend

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"I've deleted the rest because it was bollocks."
Said God to Noah after the great flood.

Have some stars.

Posted 1 year ago #
Drylaw

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It's funny. You could have had God waking up with a bad back in a creaky bed, then unsuccessfully demanding a refund at reception.

Posted 1 year ago #
Boutros

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Yes - he could blame the bed on him moving in a mysterious way.

Or saying something like, "Oh I see someone's already turned the wine into water..."

and a few other things. But it would still be bollocks.

Posted 1 year ago #

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