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Unemployed scaremongers 'may be forced to re-train' as fish or ironmongers

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Started 1 year ago by dicky37
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Posted 1 year ago #
nickb

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I think there may be more to this "monger" idea. I mean there are also rumour mongers. Scandalmongers. But no plain ol' mongers. Were those who provided hospitality to Berlusconi "bunga-bunga mongers"?

Posted 1 year ago #
Golgo14

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Ricky Gervais a mongmonger?

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Al OPecia

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Nice. You wordmonger.

Posted 1 year ago #
nickb

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aperitifs=hungermongers.
So hungermongers served by bungabungamonger

Posted 1 year ago #
Al OPecia

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Chave pimp = mingermonger.

Posted 1 year ago #
John Ffitch-Rucker

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comic seller = mangamonger.

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Al OPecia

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Jazz record shop = mingusmonger

Posted 1 year ago #
nickb

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Mushroom retailer = fungus mongers.

Posted 1 year ago #
nickb

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Are there any more mongers among us ?

Posted 1 year ago #
bonjonelson

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Bankers on obscene bonuses are Wongamongers

Posted 1 year ago #
nickb

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Thor = thundermonger

Posted 1 year ago #
witless

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dwarfs - minimongers?

sorry my keyboard got stuck, meant to type

small car drivers - minimongers

Posted 1 year ago #
nickb

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Seller of insomnia cures - slumbamonger
Seller of song I get knocked down - Chumbawumbamonger

Posted 1 year ago #
arthurminnit

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CAN you retrain as a fish?

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Golgo13

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Might be a smart move to retrain as a fish in the current economic climate. There's an acknowledged shortage of fish.

Unemployed people need to go where the work is, or have their benefits taken away.

Posted 1 year ago #
nickb

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You could retrain as one of those fish that do pedicures

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Al OPecia

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Or start selling used ladies underwear = pongythongmongers

Or start up some lusty crooning then spot a stunning lady just after playing china's favourite sport = postpingpongsingsongdingdongmonger

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