Plans for Pestilence, War, Famine and Death were put on hold yesterday when the Third Horseman of the Apocalypse received a two week ban for excessive use of the whip.
"Obviously the rest of the lads are gutted but to be fair I've given her a good few lashes and rules are rules. I'll be speaking to the gaffer (i.e. God) later today and he'll not be too chuffed, but as I say I'll just keep my head down at training and hope I'm selected for the upcoming Armageddon." said Kevin (age 100 millennia).
The Almighty, believed to be on a scouting mission in the Middle East, was unavailable for comment
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Horseman of Apocalypse banned for flouting new whip rules.
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Hoops McCann
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