Dr Liam Fox MP has today told an inquiry into his conduct that he 'misread Werritty's advances'.
'Dr Fox would still be the Defence Secretary if he had just stayed for one more drink in the Commons bar' a close friend revealed 'but instead he went home to find his wife had gone out and Mr Werritty on the couch wearing nothing more than a pair of silk boxer shorts.'
It is believed that as they shared a bottle of wine Mr Werritty struck. He leaned over and kissed Dr Fox on the lips, and possibly with tongue. After 20 minutes Dr Fox pulled away in shock, but from that moment, read that affection as love, and took Mr Werritty where ever he could. He was deeply upset when he realised, after weeks of press reporting, that he was being used.
Mr Werritty will also face fresh allegations, this time of theft. Dr Fox told the inquiry 'I was looking forward to that Tesco pizza'