It is the perfect example of the circle of life,' explained baby-gravy expert John Withers, 'there is always some 'left in the sac' when a man passes away, it's not like the gentleman in question is going to be needing it. Unless it's Russell Brand.'
There is also the possibility of the introduction of other measures designed to increase the number of donors, such as free wrist supports for the more regular visitors and leaflet drops to young ladies in certain areas suggesting they try 'not to put out quite so often.'
