"Its inevitable I suppose" says Reg North, 48 from Derby "times are hard at present and not many of our group had that much money and our travel agent seems to have ripped us off. We had a whole week booked, and expected to get to Hedonism, not Hendsford.
We tried to make the best of it, our traditional ice breaker "Muff Munch Monday" was more hat and scarf stuffing as it was so cold but that passed off OK. The Rubber Lovers Day was spent going round Kwik-Fit to the astonishment of some of the young lads in blue, but it was when we embarked on the Plunge Pool Porn that we were arrested.
Everyone ignores the "No petting" sign at pools but when Betty Wilson attempted her famous deep-end threesome she came up for air and was greeted with a truncheon that she wasnt expecting.
The Lancs police were helpful but the cells were nippy for a man of 60 plus in a thong and face mask"
The group were let off with a caution and a couple of phone numbers