Not really retracted. I rather liked the term 'Judao-Goblinite'. I bet it turns out you can actually get to Diagon Alley through some secret door near Goldman Sachs Tower.
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Yes, you can. We Judao Goblinites hold the secret. Sell me a chubby baby and I will let you know how. *sings* you gotta pick a pocket or two etc
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ok, so i may have over reacted to the money hoarding bit, especially not being a kike myself, but i think the main point which i tried to get across, and failed miserably,(AND went off on a tangent) was that it was just an easy shot at the jewish hegemony, which will engulf der fatherland, unless, und zis is ein BIG unless, ve come up mit ein final zolution!ein volk, ein reich, ein stein!
(sorry i meant jewish LOVE of money! dont quite know what happened there.)
personally, i am more worried about the jews hoarding of foreskins, which they snip take off of all their boys, what the hell do they do with all of them?????
is there a bank vault stuffed with millions of them, somewhere in geneva?
we need to be told, the public has a right to know!
are they making small purses from them, which, when rubbed, turn into large suitcases?
are they dried out and salted, and made into hula hoops?Posted 1 year ago # -
I give up
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Excellent stuff from all.
I love reading the feedback more than the sub most of the time.
I'm currently working on a sub about an afro-carobean chap who, by chance, happens to have a massive cock. I'm sure it won't cause offence.Posted 1 year ago # -
Gosh, I haven't seen "kike" written down in ages and ages. Have to read the whole string now to see what's what.
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uh oh
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Well, I've read the whole thing now. All I can say is that I have offered a prayer to Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln to help end all the hatred here.
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i'm old, ok? i cling to archaic racist terms like shit clings to a blanket.
at least i didn't yet say ni.........................
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"Gosh, I haven't seen "Icke" written down in ages and ages. Have to read the whole string now to see what's what."
Lets leave David Icke out of this, please.
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I think Icke has always been out of it; great stuff
Posted 1 year ago # -
best lizard coventry ever had in goal.
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Wow!! There's been a whole argument come and gone, and I've only just realised.
I must apologise, it's terribly remiss of me to have missed out on inserting my tuppence worth.Actually, I liked the basis of the idea, thought that it could have been written up better, which the author has admitted him/herself, but that it may still have ended up as a fairly weak sub.
Nice to see that you boys can still get all worked up about something though, keep it up boys!
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Not the humorist who says 'ni'...
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Arthurminnit that bank you speak of is HSBC. Holding Small Boys' Clippings
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Is this the most comments ever for a sub that wasn't actually used? Perhaps I should re-write the story...?
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good idea, just dont mention the money hoarding jews!
i called them kikes earlier on, but i think i got away with it!
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Oy!
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Thanks Arthurminnit, I will never look at a hula hoop the same way again.
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Salted or cheesy?
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