....right, dead baby consumed, ducats counted, and a couple of small boys sent out on handerchief-pickpocketing duties. Beard stroked. Now. Where were we? Oh yes Greencross, we were talking about what Arthurminnit called the "great truths" about Jews. Speaking as an (as you put it) "Judao-Goblinite" I want to defend, at all costs, your right to free speech. Don't be embarrassed.
By attempting some "Jewish humour" or humour associated with Jews, you are aspiring to join great company. Philip Roth, Groucho Marx, SJ Perelman, Woody Allen, Lenny Bruce et al. Matt Lucas, David Baddiel, whatever. And fortune favours the brave! Trouble is, we Judao-Goblinites, we do genuinely want our pound of flesh. (Great pic by the way, says it all, that you included that) Yes, we want the money shot. Value. We drive a hard bargain, believe me.
So, forgive me if this next bit sounds, as Arthurminnit put it "not exactly generous." You ask: "Why is it racist to link Jewish people with money hoarding?" I say It isn't! What you have to do, though, and here's the deal, is you have to do it in a way that is funny. Which in the company of Marx, Allen, etc is a toughie. But that is the goal you set yourself. Me, I stay away from Jewish humour, except when absolutely necessary. Too rich for my blood.