Knowles explains that Mr Cameron had called him personally and after an exhaustive study Knowles found that the supports were indeed too weak and some were in a very ill-looking yellow as opposed to the more traditional blue
Cameron explained that the original intention at the previous election was for all blue. But a desperate last minute decision to get into Number 10 ahead of the other bidder meant he had to take on some items that looked similar to what he wanted, but seemed to lean a different way, and now he was having second thoughts
Recent action to rid himself of his Fox pest had meant another change in the structure, but this still hasn’t pacified the neighbours and Mr Cameron fears the damage may already have been done
The specially designed Clarke And May rafters were meant to stand side by side but a cat has made them knock against each other causing untold damage within the house*
Inflation seems to have gone through the roof, which means that the Osborne Cost Suppressor has also failed
Knowles was happy with the Clegg replacement saying that Cameron and Clegg were completely interchangeable despite the colour difference but admitted that even he would struggle to right this particular venture
Cameron was crest-fallen as Knowles gave him the bad news and also Kevin McCloud’s business card advising “scrap it and start again”
*no cats were deported in the making of this house