X-press Porn Tube, the adult video streaming site owned by Richard Desmond, has been taken down after hackers uploaded multiple clips of Sesame Street to the bongo file sharing site.
Company Northern & Shell took down the site within an hour of users first notifying their website moderators but many onanists were left furious shaking their fists at the non arousing images of puppetry.
"I got a good deal through Express Newspapers for £5 a month for an all you can... um, for... well, it sounded like a good deal" Fumed Harry G Saunders of Halstead Suffolk, "The video started up, brought to me by the letters D and P and the number 5, and I was rather, er, flustered, in a good way. But then I found myself learning about friendship, co-operation and the benefits of walking and running in parks, after half an hour I immediately realised something was wrong, for shame I thought".
The loss of the rumpty flicks has coincided with a, so far unexplained, nationwide sudden interest of men tidying the shed at the bottom of the garden each night whilst listening to loud 80s driving music, just after the 10 o'clock news has finished.