Following energy secretary Chris Huhne's suggestion that using less energy will reduce consumers' bills, Huhne has been appointed minister of the bleeding obvious. Huhne announced that his first job will be to determine if reducing expenditure will lead to savings. "It's too soon to be sure", explained Huhne, "but I have a hunch, except I spell it 'huhnch'".
Chris Huhne appointed minister of bleeding obvious
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Apparently, the Education secretary has discovered that when children are allowed to do whatever they like, they do whatever they like, and the Health department have found out that obesity is caused by ‘not moving around much’ and ‘eating too much’ at the same time.
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