A leading cabinet minister has been caught by photographers from the Daily Mirror sourcing current Government policy straight from a litter-bin at the bottom of Downing Street.
The minister in question was photographed on several occasions sifting through garbage, reading through articles and stuffing scraps of soiled paper up his shirt – before scurrying off in the direction of 10 Downing Street.
On one occasion the minister was seen accepting discarded rubbish directly from the refuse collector who had come to empty the bins.
On another occasion the minister was spotted covered in dog faeces after rummaging around in a dog-waste bin in the park but that was thought to be unconnected with the sourcing of Tory policy and more of a personal issue.
Analysts say items retrieved from the litter bin could help explain the reason behind recent Tory policy on economic recovery, the banking crisis and why Nicholas Soames is such a fat, sweaty bastard.
The newspaper said that although the scraps of paper rescued from the bin had all been put through a shredder they still made more sense than anything the Tories had come up with in recent months and would almost certainly be forming the basis of any future Tory policy.
The minister in question has been a senior figure in the Conservative Party for over 20 years and wrote the party’s manifesto at the last election.
Which would explain why the bins around Downing Street get emptied on such a regular basis.
Source of Tory policy traced to garbage bin in park
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A leading cabinet minister has been caught by photographers from the Daily Mirror sourcing current Government policy straight from a litter-bin at the bottom of Downing Street.Posted 4 years ago #
not sure about the last line, but otherwise loved this
ps would also use 'rubbish' not garbage
pps what would be in a skip..?Posted 4 years ago #
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