Instead of taking us for mugs, can I suggest a poll for contributors to decide what we should be rewarded with for our valuable time, wit and wisdom (all except for SaddamHusseinAlTikriti who I suspect is a ghost writer).
I shall start off with the choice of Green Shield Stamps or Pink Stamps as a reward, as I have several not quite complete books of each, which according to the catalogue, I can redeem for one of those nice lamps filled with coloured wax which flows up & down when hot and would look grand illuminating the three flying ducks on the wall of my drawing room.
Any other suggestions?