Wanted: 25 down. 3 across is 'Snut'. Would consider 18 down or middle square of last Wednesday's Ocado.
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waylandsmithy
offlineMemberPosted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberWhite Fiat Uno for sale.
Been stored in a barn for a few years.
Caveat Emptor.Posted 1 year ago # -
Bonjo, that is brilliant!
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberIs that Anal Titchmarsh?
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberAh, the "Ring of Fire".
Posted 1 year ago # -
Gerontius
offlineMemberCould this help.
I did this one in a previous lifetime
http://beta.newsbiscuit.com/board/36/12/9//SALE-SALE-SALE.html
SALE SALE SALESALE SALE SALE
Everything must to go due to relocation...we are going to a better place
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Off the shelf or made to measure,send him on his way in the stylish "TerraTux" suitable for the hotel lobby or dinner table
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Comes with luxury nail lined breast pocket and detenator pouch (batteries not included)
Or for those less formal, one-on-one more intimate moments then we have the versatile limited edition "Fatwah"
Ideal if you are planning to take someone out or just browsing the market square
Comes with a FREE stylish "knee-tector"...so no more sore knees at prayer time...includes built in compass
And for the kids we have the "Junior Jehad" a trendy little bomber jacket that will make him the envy of Indoctrination Classes throughout the Province.
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Posted 1 year ago # -
Ironduke
offlineMemberI have a small difficulty with the promised virgins reward concept.
Presumably the virgins would also have to be dead.
Now, I think any 'dead virgins' survey would carry two major categories: infants who sadly passed away before reaching sexual maturity, and very elderly people reaching the end of their natural life span who chose never to have sex in their lives (or for some other reasons are unable to attract a sexual partner throughout their lives. I'm clearly thinking, but trying to avoid saying that they're munters, and now they are geriatric munters).
I appreciate I have no definitive statistics here, but my guess is that you're pinning all your hopes on attractive and willing young ladies popping their cork just before they pop their cherry and I just don't know if that happens frequently enough to be able to round up 40 at the drop of a hat- or detonator- particularly if there is a run on the market, as it were.
So...statistically, the reward in the afterlife- sick kiddie-fiddling and ugly granny-boffing? I wonder if this is being thoroughly explained to the righteous?
Posted 1 year ago # -
ID - what you're trying to do there is apply logic to religion. I'd give that a miss if I were you, you'll only be disappointed.
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