Dear Mr UEFA
Must be a Euro thing as it was Dear Jim when I was a kid. Anyway, as bans go, three's a bit harsh ennit? And I was hoping that with my serious face and an extra weave due next week I could think about not doing the launch of EA Games UEFA Red Card 2011 Extreme game with a bunch of kids, kicking the arse out of the fans, players and refs.
I really, really want to play for Ingerland but cant if you ban me
Can get that nice Mr Jack Warner (he used to be a copper) to give me a good reference
Luv
Wayne