The owners of Braehead shopping centre have agreed that pictures of smiling customers can once again be PhotoShopped to look miserable, as they do NOT represent the majority of their visitors.
“Glasgow is renowned for being a miserable place to live and the picture of a smiling child published yesterday, casts a shadow over our reputation” said Shawn Mac Dowdy, a company for the company. “Customers should be allowed to photoshop offending pictures to remove the smile and we apologise for our previous policy”.
“The picture of a smiling child undermined our authority” commented Supt George Nedley advisor to Security Plus who police the mall “If our staff are doing their job, nobody should enjoy their shop lifting experience here and we are still investigating if the child in question laughing at us, had actually paid for that ice cream and if the road tax on the Vespa was valid”.