'It's all very well David going on about freedom in the Big Society', said Gordon Brown, 'but the half-passed stool wastes more man-hours a week than almost any other factor and increases the laundry load.' 'In this safe pair of hands, Britain would be free of the turtle head forever'. 'Estimates show that the incidence of piles would be reduced by a factor of 6 billion.'
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Labour pledge to ban the turtle head
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