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   Vertically Challenged Giant
   

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   Listening to Kerrang radio earlier today and they've got a feature this week where they ask listeners to suggest chocolate based puns on artist's names, bands or song titles. Some of the examples they read out were a bit crap - Blink 1 after 82 for example.

   Given that we've got some fine punsmiths here I thought you fine people could probably do much better.

   I'll start by suggesting the obvious - anything by Aerosmith.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Zadok the second
   

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   Cheap twix

   Terry Hall's Chocolate Orange

   Probably something you can do with Marc Almond if you try hard enough...

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Golgo13
   

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   I can't remember who it's by, but you could have "It Started With A Hershey's Kiss".

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Stan Laurel
   

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   Bowie's classic "Life on Milky Way"

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   Golgo13
   

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   George Michael's seminal solo effort "Careless Finger of Fudge"?

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   greg various
   

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   Rolo over Beethoven

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   Golgo13
   

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   Another David Bowie one, "Minstrel Minstrel"?

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Stan Laurel
   

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   Off on a tangent but extensive reseach reveals that there is a chocolate bar called "Plopp" Too good to be true!

   To quote the Wiki entry "Over 95 percent of Plopp is sold in Sweden." Perhaps it has the Abba strap line "Take a chance on me".

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   seymour totti
   

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   Kenny Rogers - Coward of the Bounty
   Berlin - Take My Breakaway
   Fudge Dread
   Avril Lavigne - Chomplicated
   Cher - If I Could Turn Back Dime
   Paolo Nutini - Penguin Full Of Lead
   Billy Idol - Revel Yell

   Posted 1 year ago #
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    Golgo13
    

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    "Plopp Muzik" by M?
    "MmmPlopp" by Hanson?
    "Plopp That Pussy" by Lil Wayne?
    "Plopp of the World" by The Carpenters?

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    vertical
    

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    Harry Connick - I wispa your name
    Bowie - Life on Mars Bars

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    Vertically Challenged Giant
    

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    Foreigner - Jukebox (Cadbury's) Heroes
    Kings of Lion - Revelsry

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    greg various
    

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    Black Magic Woman by Chocolate Santa...na

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    Qoxiivi
    

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    Careless Wispas

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    rickwestwell
    

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    You're the Toblerone that I want.

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    Ironduke
    

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    Anything by KitKat Stevens.

    And Golgo you bastard...I've got 'MMmmmPlop' going round my head now.

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    Golgo14
    

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    Percy Sledge with "Bueno Man Loves a Woman"

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    Runestone Cowboy
    

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    The wind beneath my jammy ring.

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    writinginbsl
    

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    seymour

    5 stars

    hilarious list

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    bonjonelson
    

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    Where the Quality Streets have no name

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    bonjonelson
    

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    Anything by Godley and Creme Egg

    or Picnic Kershaw

    or CarlyWirly Simon

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    vertical
    

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    Flake on me - AHA
    Flake my breath away - Berlin?
    and anything by Flake That

    really must get some work done

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    bonjonelson
    

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    Something Kinder Ooooh

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    rikkor
    

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    Werther I'm right, or Werther I'm wrong. Werther I find a place in this world, or never belong. I've got to be me...

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    rikkor
    

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    Lady Godiva, children at your feet.
    Wonder how you manage to makes ends meet.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Midfield Diamond
    

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    Eminems

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    greg various
    

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    Dvorak's New Twirl Symphony

    Toccata and Chocolate Fudge Cake in D minor

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    Perks
    

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    SWEET child o' mine by Guns 'n' (cadbury's) roses

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    greg various
    

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    Revel's Bolero

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    John Ffitch-Rucker
    

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    Life on Mars bars.
    Flyte of the bumble bee.
    And, of course Bowies’s seminal classic ‘revel revel’.
    Apologies if done before - can’t be bothered to read them all.

    Posted 1 year ago #

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