Doctor Stephen Harliton, the well known homoeopathic economist has calculated that £1 invested properly will completely cure the World economy. "The key is to find the correct dilution.", explained Harliton, "I know £1 sounds a lot but it would be introduced in 10p doses throughout the year."
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Homoeopathic Economist Suggests Injecting "up to £1" into Economy
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Very nice!
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I wonder if our staff would accept a homeopathic pay rise?
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My only concern is the concentration of homeopathic stories is a bit too high now :)
Five stars.
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Excellent. *****
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Fab - 5
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If that doesn't work, they can always try injecting less, or diluting it with billions of Zimbabwe Dollars.
I think homeopathy is becoming our "Abu Hamza".
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Love this 5 stars....I should I dilute that to 1 star?
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It's all to do with the "Memory of the Pound"
I vaguely remember one myselfPosted 1 year ago # -
I think this is the first time a sub on the writers' room has got more hits than the front page. (retweeted by Stephen Fry no less) Apepper why don't you write this is up as a full front page story - or if you don't have time/energy/inclination, somebody else should.
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It was a NiB last week...
I predict another rush of homeopathy based subs now too.
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Did Stephen Fry not tweet this one?
Stephen Fry 'of only average intelligence'
Perhaps he didn't get it: he might need to do more research.
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very belated stars
i was getting fed up of all the homeopathic jokes but then i realised the more there are the funnier it is....
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I don't know if anyone's got the joke about Stephen Harliton's name...
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I have now
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Apologies - I missed the NIB - though I wouldn't want you to think I hadn't been concentrating...
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The story has gone Spanish:
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Homeopathy (well, applying its ludicrous method to other subjects) really does seem to be a magic bullet for popular satire. I, personally, have been steering clear of using it as surely it's 'done' now. We get it; take the idea that less of something is more and extrapolate that 'logic' to its nonsensical conclusion for much ensuing, and now relatively cheap, I feel, hilarity.
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Qoxiivi, you're getting a little tetchy...have you been underdiluting your medication?
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Hmm. Possibly does come across as a bit harsh. I’m not having a go at anyone here, I just think there's nothing new to be gained now from the whole homeopathy territory. The central idea in all of them is the same so, if it’s now just a case of seeing how many different topics we can apply it too, I just don’t see the point.
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I agree Qoxii, but thousands of people obviously feel homeopathy jokes are doing them some good, so maybe there's something in it after all.
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Ha, nice.
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