"So who are you voting for in the election then, Nosher?"
"I dunno. I haven't studied the form yet, Crusher. Last time I went a bit tactical if you take my meaning. I'm naturally a Lib Dem but I opted for the Tory to keep the Labour bloke out."
"Wise move my old son. I can see you have a highly tuned political awareness under that intimidating veneer."
"It's why I got nicked, sunshine. I was a bit slow having it away 'cos I was struggling inwardly with the issue of public service provision in a market economy."
"Tell me about it."