Former Beatle, Paul McCartney has increased the average number of legs in his wives from 1.5 to 1.7 by marrying Nancy Shevell.
Rumours of a same sex marriage with "Jake the Peg" have been dismissed.
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McCartney's wedding brings average number of legs in family closer to two
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